Cached Twinkies, HoHos to power First Contact

An investment group has begun a drive to store products formerly manufactured by ITT Continental Baking Company as fuel for Zefram Cochrane's Phoenix, the craft that will lead to First Contact with a post-warp society.

A time capsule in Gallatin County near Bozeman, Montana is expected to be buried before the ground freezes.

In other news, a Palestinian source reports that Israel has opened the Gates of Hell.

RT @AndyShirtliff @larry_kurtz ding-dong and prosper.